Who said it wasn’t hard

Today, again, S spewed forth a series of words, joined together by conjunctions and prepositions, constructed in the form of sentences, which boiled down to this:

You keep hassling me to spend more time with you. Fine! I’ll try to spend more time with you than I have before, but I am warning you that you better not ask for more time because that’s all you will get and I am tired being hassled about time-spending. In fact you are not the first person to hassle me about time-spending; all of my girlfrinds have. And guess what? They got X-amount of time and too bad for that. So if this doesn’t work for you, well, you know what to do.

Sadly I think I know exactly what to do.